There is a “Hitting Girls Is Cool” Group on Facebook

February 19th, 2010 § 0

Check it out.

Here is John Krautzner’s – he’s the cre­ator and self-styled “Alpha Male” on the page – post called “Rea­sons to Hit Girls:”

There are many rea­sons to hit girls. First of all, it keeps those bitches in line. If a girl is mouthing off to you, slug her in the face. This accom­plishes three main goals. First of all, she shut the fuck up. Sec­ondly, she will have more respect for you and your fists of jus­tice. But most impor­tantly, she will learn a valu­able les­son that will keep her in line for years to come.

Another rea­son to hit girls is that it is Nat­ural. That’s right, it is NATURAL to hit girls. God, in his infi­nite knowl­edge wrote into our DNA the instinct to hit women. If you deny this instinct, then you are not a man. If women didn’t get hit by men, they wouldn’t know what to do. They would panic and a lot of peo­ple would die.

More Rea­sons to Hit Girls:

it’s fun and healthy

it’s inex­pen­sive

Chuck Nor­ris does it

it reduces your chance of con­tract­ing HIV by 17%

I want you to

it reduces stress

they like it

The page has been up since 2006, and it’s pos­si­ble that Krautzner has all but for­got­ten about it, but that is no excuse. Appar­ently, there used to be a page called “Hit­ting Women” that was taken down fairly recently. I have logged a protest with Face­book. If you’re on Face­book, you ought to do the same.

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